Sunday, October 23, 2016


I am fed up with rich old politicians dreaming up new wars for young people to die in. The job of a politician is to prevent a war. If you are a politician do your bloody job and save lives.

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Sunday, July 3, 2016

Thursday, April 28, 2016


Name for a horror movie. The Bride.
Name for a gym. The Fitness Protection Program.

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Car and motorcycle tuning.

I used to be a Yay-sayer. I've spent thousands of dollars on extra parts for numerous bikes and cars. Looking back, barely a single add-on has ever worked as well as I'd been told it would. 
Manufacturers really know what they are doing. They work very hard to make their products as good as possible, within the price range, with standard equipment. If you want more performance, go up in price range, don't buy add-ons.

Monday, April 4, 2016


"Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well."
P. G. Wodehouse

How to wash your hands.

Warning! Frequent washing of your hands can lead to your skin drying out and cracking, causing pain and maybe even bleeding. Be sure to use mild soap and use lotion if your skin starts to dry out.

How to wash your hands.
1. Get your hands wet.
2. Apply soap.
3. Rub hands together, gently but firmly, until the soap has mixed with the water and fully covers your hands.
4. Rinse your hands with water while rubbing them together until all the soap is washed away.
5. Inspect your hands for remaining dirt. If there is dirt remaining go back to step 2. If the dirt is gone go to the next step.
6. Dry your hands.
7. If hands are too dry use lotion.

Length of the wand?

Does longer wand increase the power of the spell? Is it all in the motion? Or is pure thought and true love essential for those really powerful spells?

Friday, January 1, 2016


If snowflakes were kisses I'd send you a blizzard.

They say that no 2 snowflakes are exactly the same. Have they looked at them all or just taken a small sample and checked? How small sample? If it is one in a Billion or more I'd say they cannot draw accurate conclusions from that.