Monday, October 20, 2014

Men are stupid, women are crazy.

"All you have to know about men and women is that women are crazy and men are stupid. The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid." George Carlin.

Chain mail.

"The guard was wearing chain mail, full of holes." Terry Pratchett.

Money.

Stop using money you don't have, to buy things you don't need, to impress people you don't like.

One horsepower.

There are two horses, one runs faster than the other. Which one is one horsepower?

The sun and the flower

You give a flower sun, it opens up. You smother it, it dies.

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Genius

Genius has it's limitations. No such limitations have, so far, been discovered for stupidity.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Women leaving.

Women always leave me. I don't mind them leaving, but they always have to tell me why.