Thursday, July 10, 2014

Living together

I find that when man and woman start living together she will immediately try to improve him. She'll start by getting rid of the stuff he likes; the comfortable slightly worn clothes, the old furniture. Then she will take him to purchase replacements (that he, of course, has to pay for). He will have to slave from dawn till dusk to "help" her improve the home, paint the house and move the furniture back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth. Then he has to go out and make money to purchase her "improvements" and modifications. In the end he will learn to appreciate the garage because that is about the only place in the home where he can be in peace. :)

My fair lady

"I find that the moment I let a woman make friends with me, she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, and a damned nuisance. I find that the moment I let myself make friends with a woman, I become selfish and tyrannical. Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you’re driving at another." 
From the movie.

Saturday, June 21, 2014


Without struggle you don't find strength. So stop whining about how tough your life is and do something about it.

Sunday, May 11, 2014


The great thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from. 

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Cats and Dogs

Why do men prefer dogs and women prefer cats?
Well the root of that preference comes from the days when men where hunter gatherers or labouring in the fields while women were at home, either pregnant or taking care of the little babies. The dogs went out with the men to hunt while the cats were at home, keeping vermin like rats or mice down to manageable levels.

Saturday, April 26, 2014