Wednesday, June 14, 2017


As a self-taught mechanic I can only conclude that my teacher was an idiot.


A tragedy is an epic story you don't live to tell.

Sunday, October 23, 2016


I am fed up with rich old politicians dreaming up new wars for young people to die in. The job of a politician is to prevent a war. If you are a politician do your bloody job and save lives.

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Sunday, July 3, 2016

Thursday, April 28, 2016


Name for a horror movie. The Bride.
Name for a gym. The Fitness Protection Program.