Today's internet.

 The truth is paywalled, the lies are free. 

All you need to know.

Who, What, When, Where, Why, and/or How.

Threat level low

Violently overreacting to an imaginary threat. That does not sound like humans. Oh, wait. Never mind.

Brake lever

An interface between the human biomechanical system and the hydraulic pressure transfer conduit located on the vector adjustment interface of the vehicle.

Ordeal or Adventure

One mans ordeal is another mans adventure.

Safety

The doors to safety are on the hinges of common sense.

Right and wrong.

When I was young I was taught the difference between right and wrong. There is some difference, but I've forgotten what.